9 months ago (118459) via

cheaphalloweencostume:

the one thing i have going for me is that everyone whos ever fumbled me even on a platonic level stays feeling like the biggest dumbest asshole on earth forever. because man cmon

11 months ago (70) via

aropride:

shirt that says “i’m not high i just love saying insane sentences that don’t make sense”

11 months ago (70024) via
11 months ago (12495) via #a

coffeepee-deactivated20230511:

hold onto this for me

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11 months ago (26281) via
1 year ago (107673) via

firstfullmoon:

when susan sontag wrote “I must change my life so that I can live it, not wait for it”

2 years ago (40552) via

meow-moment:

enigmatic-fool:

He affects 5G towers like metal does a microwave

He walks into Chernobyl and parts the radiation like Moses did the Red Sea

onesevensevenfiftythree:

i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world’s bs

2 years ago (121045) via

jessbeeandthehive:

slitherpunk:

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

bro, you wouldn’t use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing… right bro?

2 years ago (185489) via

vympr:

emojeesus:

vympr:

julianna1:

vympr:

can we PLEASE normalize bisexual women with warm brown eyes and big bouncy titties and a fat ass and juicy pussy

blue eyes* πŸ₯Ή

not on this post white devil

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Green? πŸ’šπŸ’š?

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mantaradio:

memorycycle:

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

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can’t get an algorithm like this on twitter

2 years ago (179439) via

kitttenteeth:

i have what I call the “This is my first time on earth” stare

2 years ago (16803) via

red-red-spout:

doctorstarky:

reasoncourt:

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EXTREMELY rare w from the uk media

Defamation lawsuits in UK are heavily weighted in *favor* of the plaintiff. You have to have a pretty weak case to lose over there. If there wasn’t a rabbid, inescapable social media campaign against Amber Heard, he would have lost in America too.

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2 years ago (86130) via

buscemifan:

george and elaine were the original haters. kramer was not a hater he was a pioneer - some people will try to tell you jerry was also a hater but they’re wrong. jerry was a poser. he was a hater in private, which is the worst kind of hater - no backbone. he would nod understandingly at george and elaine’s woes but he would secretly be hating on their hate. too much shame in his game. elaine and george would hate publicly, with their whole chests, ESPECIALLY on each other, that’s how you know it was real

2 years ago (16407) via
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